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🔥 47 resumes roasted in the last hour

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We don't just judge your font choice. We analyze your impact, clarity, and market relevance with the soul of a stand-up comedian.

Each category scores 0–100. Grades follow standard A–F scale. Badges are personality diagnoses your resume earned on its own.

DEMO RESULTS
Badges explained:📊 Data Allergic — No quantified achievements🤖 ATS Nightmare — Fails keyword parsing💤 Sleep Inducing — Generic language throughout
VERDICT GRADE
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📊 Data Allergic🤖 ATS Nightmare💤 Sleep Inducing
THE SUMMARY

"This Resume Is So Vague It Could Be About Anyone"

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CAREERS ROASTED

84%

Improved callback rate

30s

Average time to roast

* "Improved callback rate" reflects self-reported outcomes from users who completed our post-roast survey (n=847) and made at least one recommended fix before reapplying. Individual results vary.

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UX Designer — recent grad

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